Add:
        templates/about.html, static/js/about.js
                -Add a `speed` attribute to all image divs, which is used to
                determine the rate at which an image moves upward.

        static/img/about/bg2.png
                -Change image to another source-code screenshot.

Add:
        static/sass/main.sass
                -Rework the footer, which is now fixed at the bottom of the
                screen as opposed to floored to the bottom of the page.
                Positioning at the bottom of the page doesn't make any sense
                with a technically infinite results page.

Add:
        templates/index.html, static/(sass/about.sass, js/about.js, img/about/)
                -Add first iteration of the about page, with basic parallax
                scrolling and filler text.