adding an old commands file from the previous version of EarwigBot, for reference when developing new commands; it's not used by the bot itself

irc/commands/old_commands.py

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+###### 
+###### NOTE:
+###### This is an old commands file from the previous version of EarwigBot.
+###### It is not used by the new EarwigBot and is simply here for reference
+###### when developing new commands.
+###### 
+# -*- coding: utf-8  -*-
+### EarwigBot
+
+## Import basics.
+import sys, socket, string, time, codecs, os, traceback, thread, re, urllib, web, math, unicodedata
+
+## Import our functions.
+import config
+
+## Set up constants.
+HOST, PORT, NICK, IDENT, REALNAME, CHANS, REPORT_CHAN, WELCOME_CHAN, HOST2, CHAN2, OWNER, ADMINS, ADMINS_R, PASS = config.host, config.port, config.nick, config.ident, config.realname, config.chans, config.report_chan, config.welcome_chan, config.host2, config.chan2, config.owner, config.admins, config.admin_readable, config.password
+
+def get_commandList():
+	return {'quiet': 'quiet',
+	'welcome': 'welcome',
+	'greet': 'welcome',
+	'linker': 'linker',
+	'auth': 'auth',
+	'access': 'access',
+	'join': 'join',
+	'part': 'part',
+	'restart': 'restart',
+	'quit': 'quit',
+	'die': 'quit',
+	'msg': 'msg',
+	'me': 'me',
+	'calc': 'calc',
+	'dice': 'dice',
+	'tock': 'tock',
+	'beats': 'beats',
+	'copyvio': 'copyvio', 
+	'copy': 'copyvio',
+	'copyright': 'copyvio',
+	'dict': 'dictionary',
+	'dictionary': 'dictionary',
+	'ety': 'etymology',
+	'etymology': 'etymology',
+	'lang': 'langcode',
+	'langcode': 'langcode',
+	'num': 'number',
+	'number': 'number',
+	'count': 'number',
+	'c': 'number',
+	'nick': 'nick',
+	'op': 'op',
+	'deop': 'deop',
+	'voice': 'voice',
+	'devoice': 'devoice',
+	'pend': 'pending',
+	'pending': 'pending',
+	'sub': 'submissions',
+	'submissions': 'submissions',
+	'praise': 'praise',
+	'leonard': 'leonard',
+	'groovedog': 'groovedog',
+	'earwig': 'earwig',
+	'macmed': 'macmed',
+	'cubs197': 'cubs197',
+	'sparksboy': 'sparksboy',
+	'tim_song': 'tim_song',
+	'tim': 'tim_song',
+	'blurpeace': 'blurpeace',
+	'sausage': 'sausage',
+	'mindstormskid': 'mindstormskid',
+	'mcjohn': 'mcjohn',
+	'fetchcomms': 'fetchcomms',
+	'trout': 'trout',
+	'kill': 'kill',
+	'destroy': 'kill',
+	'murder': 'kill',
+	'fish': 'fish',
+	'report': 'report',
+	'commands': 'commands',
+	'help': 'help',
+	'doc': 'help',
+	'documentation': 'help',
+	'mysql': 'mysql',
+	'remind': 'reminder',
+	'reminder': 'reminder',
+	'notes': 'notes',
+	'note': 'notes',
+	'about': 'notes',
+	'data': 'notes',
+	'database': 'notes',
+	'hash': 'hash',
+	'lookup': 'lookup',
+	'ip': 'lookup'
+	}
+
+def main(command, line, line2, nick, chan, host, auth, notice, say, reply, s):
+	try:
+		parse(command, line, line2, nick, chan, host, auth, notice, say, reply, s)
+	except Exception:
+		trace = traceback.format_exc() # Traceback.
+		print trace # Print.
+		lines = list(reversed(trace.splitlines())) # Convert lines to process traceback....
+		report2 = [lines[0].strip()]
+		for line in lines: 
+			line = line.strip()
+			if line.startswith('File "/'): 
+				report2.append(line[0].lower() + line[1:])
+				break
+		else: report2.append('source unknown')
+		say(report2[0] + ' (' + report2[1] + ')', chan)
+
+def parse(command, line, line2, nick, chan, host, auth, notice, say, reply, s):
+	authy = auth(host)
+	if command == "access":
+		a = 'The bot\'s owner is "%s".' % OWNER
+		b = 'The bot\'s admins are "%s".' % ', '.join(ADMINS_R)
+		reply(a, chan, nick)
+		reply(b, chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "join":
+		if authy == "owner" or authy == "admin":
+			try:
+				channel = line2[4]
+			except Exception:
+				channel = chan
+			s.send("JOIN %s\r\n" % channel)
+		else:
+			reply("You aren't authorized to use that command.", chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "part":
+		if authy == "owner" or authy == "admin":
+			try:
+				channel = line2[4]
+			except Exception:
+				channel = chan
+			s.send("PART %s\r\n" % channel)
+		else:
+			reply("You aren't authorized to use that command.", chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "restart":
+		import thread
+		if authy == "owner":
+			s.send("QUIT\r\n")
+			time.sleep(5)
+			os.system("nice -15 python main.py")
+			exit()
+		else:
+			reply("Only the owner, %s, can stop the bot. This incident will be reported." % OWNER, chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "quit" or command == "die":
+		if authy != "owner":
+			if command != "suicide":
+				reply("Only the owner, %s, can stop the bot. This incident will be reported." % OWNER, chan, nick)
+			else:
+				say("\x01ACTION hands %s a gun... have fun :D\x01" % nick, nick)
+		else:
+			if command == "suicide":
+				say("\x01ACTION stabs himself with a knife.\x01", chan)
+				time.sleep(0.2)
+			try:
+				s.send("QUIT :%s\r\n" % ' '.join(line2[4:]))
+			except Exception:
+				s.send("QUIT\r\n")
+			__import__('os')._exit(0)
+		return
+	if command == "msg":
+		if authy == "owner" or authy == "admin":
+			say(' '.join(line2[5:]), line2[4])
+		else:
+			reply("You aren't authorized to use that command.", chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "me":
+		if authy == "owner" or authy == "admin":
+			say("\x01ACTION %s\x01" % ' '.join(line2[5:]), line2[4])
+		else:
+			reply("You aren't authorized to use that command.", chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "calc":
+		r_result = re.compile(r'(?i)<A NAME=results>(.*?)</A>')
+		r_tag = re.compile(r'<\S+.*?>')
+		subs = [
+				(' in ', ' -> '), 
+				(' over ', ' / '), 
+				(u'£', 'GBP '), 
+				(u'€', 'EUR '), 
+				('\$', 'USD '), 
+				(r'\bKB\b', 'kilobytes'), 
+				(r'\bMB\b', 'megabytes'), 
+				(r'\bGB\b', 'kilobytes'), 
+				('kbps', '(kilobits / second)'), 
+				('mbps', '(megabits / second)')
+		]
+		try:
+			q = ' '.join(line2[4:])
+		except Exception:
+			say("0?", chan)
+			return
+		query = q[:]
+		for a, b in subs: 
+			query = re.sub(a, b, query)
+		query = query.rstrip(' \t')
+
+		precision = 5
+		if query[-3:] in ('GBP', 'USD', 'EUR', 'NOK'): 
+			precision = 2
+		query = web.urllib.quote(query.encode('utf-8'))
+
+		uri = 'http://futureboy.us/fsp/frink.fsp?fromVal='
+		bytes = web.get(uri + query)
+		m = r_result.search(bytes)
+		if m: 
+			result = m.group(1)
+			result = r_tag.sub('', result) # strip span.warning tags
+			result = result.replace('&gt;', '>')
+			result = result.replace('(undefined symbol)', '(?) ')
+
+			if '.' in result: 
+				try: result = str(round(float(result), precision))
+				except ValueError: pass
+
+			if not result.strip(): 
+				result = '?'
+			elif ' in ' in q: 
+				result += ' ' + q.split(' in ', 1)[1]
+
+			say(q + ' = ' + result[:350], chan)
+		else: reply("Sorry, can't calculate that.", chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "dice":
+		import random
+		try:
+			set = range(int(line2[4]), int(line2[5]) + 1)
+		except Exception:
+			set = range(1, 7)
+		num = random.choice(set)
+		reply("You rolled a %s." % num, chan, nick)
+		if len(set) < 30:
+			say("Set consisted of %s." % set, nick)
+		else:
+			say("Set consisted of %s... and %s others." % (set[:30], len(set) - 30), nick)
+		return
+	if command == "tock":
+		u = urllib.urlopen('http://tycho.usno.navy.mil/cgi-bin/timer.pl')
+		info = u.info()
+		u.close()
+		say('"' + info['Date'] + '" - tycho.usno.navy.mil', chan)
+		return
+	if command == "beats":
+		beats = ((time.time() + 3600) % 86400) / 86.4
+		beats = int(math.floor(beats))
+		say('@%03i' % beats, chan)
+		return
+	if command == "copyvio" or command == "copy" or command == "copyright":
+		url = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:EarwigBot/AfC copyvios"
+		query = urllib.urlopen(url)
+		data = query.read()
+		url = "http://toolserver.org/~earwig/earwigbot/pywikipedia/error.txt"
+		query = urllib.urlopen(url)
+		data2 = query.read()
+		if "critical" in data2:
+			text = "AfC copyvio situation is CRITICAL: Major disaster."
+		elif "exceed" in data2:
+			text = "AfC copyvio situation is CRITICAL: Queries exceeded error."
+		elif "spam" in data2:
+			text = "AfC copyvio situation is CRITICAL: Spamfilter error."
+		elif "<h3>" in data:
+			text = "AfC copyvio situation is BAD: Unsolved copyvios at [[User:EarwigBot/AfC copyvios]]"
+		else:
+			text = "AfC copyvio situation is OK: OK."
+		reply(text, chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "dict" or command == "dictionary":
+		def trim(thing): 
+			if thing.endswith('&nbsp;'): 
+				thing = thing[:-6]
+			return thing.strip(' :.')
+		r_li = re.compile(r'(?ims)<li>.*?</li>')
+		r_tag = re.compile(r'<[^>]+>')
+		r_parens = re.compile(r'(?<=\()(?:[^()]+|\([^)]+\))*(?=\))')
+		r_word = re.compile(r'^[A-Za-z0-9\' -]+$')
+		uri = 'http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/%s.html'
+		r_info = re.compile(r'(?:ResultBody"><br /><br />(.*?)&nbsp;)|(?:<b>(.*?)</b>)')
+		try:
+			word = line2[4]
+		except Exception:
+			reply("Please enter a word.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		word = urllib.quote(word.encode('utf-8'))
+		bytes = web.get(uri % word)
+		results = {}
+		wordkind = None
+		for kind, sense in r_info.findall(bytes): 
+			kind, sense = trim(kind), trim(sense)
+			if kind: wordkind = kind
+			elif sense: 
+				results.setdefault(wordkind, []).append(sense)
+		result = word.encode('utf-8') + ' - '
+		for key in sorted(results.keys()): 
+			if results[key]: 
+				result += (key or '') + ' 1. ' + results[key][0]
+				if len(results[key]) > 1: 
+					result += ', 2. ' + results[key][1]
+				result += '; '
+		result = result.rstrip('; ')
+		if result.endswith('-') and (len(result) < 30): 
+			reply('Sorry, no definition found.', chan, nick)
+		else: say(result, chan)
+		return
+	if command == "ety" or command == "etymology":
+		etyuri = 'http://etymonline.com/?term=%s'
+		etysearch = 'http://etymonline.com/?search=%s'
+		r_definition = re.compile(r'(?ims)<dd[^>]*>.*?</dd>')
+		r_tag = re.compile(r'<(?!!)[^>]+>')
+		r_whitespace = re.compile(r'[\t\r\n ]+')
+		abbrs = [
+			'cf', 'lit', 'etc', 'Ger', 'Du', 'Skt', 'Rus', 'Eng', 'Amer.Eng', 'Sp', 
+			'Fr', 'N', 'E', 'S', 'W', 'L', 'Gen', 'J.C', 'dial', 'Gk', 
+			'19c', '18c', '17c', '16c', 'St', 'Capt', 'obs', 'Jan', 'Feb', 'Mar', 
+			'Apr', 'Jul', 'Aug', 'Sep', 'Oct', 'Nov', 'Dec', 'c', 'tr', 'e', 'g'
+		]
+		t_sentence = r'^.*?(?<!%s)(?:\.(?= [A-Z0-9]|\Z)|\Z)'
+		r_sentence = re.compile(t_sentence % ')(?<!'.join(abbrs))
+		def unescape(s): 
+			s = s.replace('&gt;', '>')
+			s = s.replace('&lt;', '<')
+			s = s.replace('&amp;', '&')
+			return s
+		def text(html): 
+			html = r_tag.sub('', html)
+			html = r_whitespace.sub(' ', html)
+			return unescape(html).strip()
+		try:
+			word = line2[4]
+		except Exception:
+			reply("Please enter a word.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		def ety(word):
+			if len(word) > 25: 
+				raise ValueError("Word too long: %s[...]" % word[:10])
+			word = {'axe': 'ax/axe'}.get(word, word)
+			bytes = web.get(etyuri % word)
+			definitions = r_definition.findall(bytes)
+			if not definitions: 
+				return None
+			defn = text(definitions[0])
+			m = r_sentence.match(defn)
+			if not m: 
+				return None
+			sentence = m.group(0)
+			try: 
+				sentence = unicode(sentence, 'iso-8859-1')
+				sentence = sentence.encode('utf-8')
+			except: pass
+			maxlength = 275
+			if len(sentence) > maxlength: 
+				sentence = sentence[:maxlength]
+				words = sentence[:-5].split(' ')
+				words.pop()
+				sentence = ' '.join(words) + ' [...]'
+			sentence = '"' + sentence.replace('"', "'") + '"'
+			return sentence + ' - ' + (etyuri % word)
+		try:
+			result = ety(word.encode('utf-8'))
+		except IOError: 
+			msg = "Can't connect to etymonline.com (%s)" % (etyuri % word)
+			reply(msg, chan, nick)
+			return
+		except AttributeError: 
+			result = None
+		if result is not None: 
+			reply(result, chan, nick)
+		else: 
+			uri = etysearch % word
+			msg = 'Can\'t find the etymology for "%s". Try %s' % (word, uri)
+			reply(msg, chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "num" or command == "number" or command == "count" or command == "c":
+		try:
+			params = string.lower(line2[4])
+		except Exception:
+			params = False
+		if params == "old" or params == "afc" or params == "a":
+			number = unicode(int(len(re.findall("title=", urllib.urlopen("http://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?action=query&list=categorymembers&cmtitle=Category:Pending_AfC_submissions&cmlimit=500").read()))) - 2)
+			reply("There are currently %s pending AfC submissions." % number, chan, nick)
+		elif params == "redirect" or params == "redir" or params == "redirs" or params == "redirects" or params == "r":
+			redir_data = urllib.urlopen("http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_creation/Redirects").read()
+			redirs = (string.count(redir_data, "<h2>") - 1) - (string.count(redir_data, '<table class="navbox collapsible collapsed" style="text-align: left; border: 0px; margin-top: 0.2em;">'))
+			reply("There are currently %s open redirect requests." % redirs, chan, nick)
+		elif params == "files" or params == "ffu" or params == "file" or params == "image" or params == "images" or params == "ifu" or params == "f":
+			file_data = re.sub("<h2>Contents</h2>", "", urllib.urlopen("http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Files_for_upload").read())
+			files = (string.count(file_data, "<h2>") - 1) - (string.count(file_data, '<table class="navbox collapsible collapsed" style="text-align: left; border: 0px; margin-top: 0.2em;">'))
+			reply("There are currently %s open file upload requests." % files, chan, nick)
+		elif params == "aggregate" or params == "agg":
+			subs = unicode(int(len(re.findall("title=", urllib.urlopen("http://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?action=query&list=categorymembers&cmtitle=Category:Pending_AfC_submissions&cmlimit=500").read()))) - 2)
+			redir_data = urllib.urlopen("http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_creation/Redirects").read()
+			file_data = re.sub("<h2>Contents</h2>", "", urllib.urlopen("http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Files_for_upload").read())
+			redirs = (string.count(redir_data, "<h2><span class=\"editsection\">")) - (string.count(redir_data, '<table class="navbox collapsible collapsed" style="text-align: left; border: 0px; margin-top: 0.2em;">'))
+			files = (string.count(file_data, "<h2>") - 1) - (string.count(file_data, '<table class="navbox collapsible collapsed" style="text-align: left; border: 0px; margin-top: 0.2em;">'))
+			aggregate = (int(subs) * 5) + (int(redirs) * 2) + (int(files) * 2)
+			if aggregate == 0:
+				stat = "clear"
+			elif aggregate < 60:
+				stat = "almost clear"
+			elif aggregate < 125:
+				stat = "small backlog"
+			elif aggregate < 175:
+				stat = "average backlog"
+			elif aggregate < 250:
+				stat = "backlogged"
+			elif aggregate < 300:
+				stat = "heavily backlogged"
+			else:
+				stat = "severely backlogged"
+			reply("Aggregate is currently %s (%s)." % (aggregate, stat), chan, nick)
+		else:
+			subs = unicode(int(len(re.findall("title=", urllib.urlopen("http://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?action=query&list=categorymembers&cmtitle=Category:Pending_AfC_submissions&cmlimit=500").read()))) - 2)
+			redir_data = urllib.urlopen("http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_creation/Redirects").read()
+			file_data = re.sub("<h2>Contents</h2>", "", urllib.urlopen("http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Files_for_upload").read())
+			redirs = (string.count(redir_data, "<h2><span class=\"editsection\">")) - (string.count(redir_data, '<table class="navbox collapsible collapsed" style="text-align: left; border: 0px; margin-top: 0.2em;">'))
+			files = (string.count(file_data, "<h2>") - 1) - (string.count(file_data, '<table class="navbox collapsible collapsed" style="text-align: left; border: 0px; margin-top: 0.2em;">'))
+			reply("There are currently %s pending submissions, %s open redirect requests, and %s open file upload requests." % (subs, redirs, files), chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "nick":
+		if authy == "owner":
+			try:
+				new_nick = line2[4]
+			except Exception:
+				reply("Please specify a nick to change to.", chan, nick)
+				return
+			s.send("NICK %s\r\n" % new_nick)
+		else:
+			reply("You aren't authorized to use that command.", chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "op" or command == "deop" or command == "voice" or command == "devoice":
+		if authy == "owner" or authy == "admin":
+			try:
+				user = line2[4]
+			except Exception:
+				user = nick
+			say("%s %s %s" % (command, chan, user), "ChanServ")
+		else:
+			reply("You aren't authorized to use that command.", chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "pend" or command == "pending":
+		say("Pending submissions status page: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:AFC/S>.", chan)
+		say("Pending submissions category: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Pending_AfC_submissions>.", chan)
+		return
+	if command == "sub" or command == "submissions":
+		try:
+			number = int(line2[4])
+		except Exception:
+			reply("Please enter a number.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		do_url = False
+		try:
+			if "url" in line2[5:]: do_url = True
+		except Exception:
+			pass
+		url = "http://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?action=query&list=categorymembers&cmtitle=Category:Pending_AfC_submissions&cmlimit=500&cmsort=timestamp"
+		query = urllib.urlopen(url)
+		data = query.read()
+		pages = re.findall("title=&quot;(.*?)&quot;", data)
+		try:
+			pages.remove("Wikipedia:Articles for creation/Redirects")
+		except Exception:
+			pass
+		try:
+			pages.remove("Wikipedia:Files for upload")
+		except Exception:
+			pass
+		pages.reverse()
+		pages = pages[:number]
+		if not do_url:
+			s = string.join(pages, "]], [[")
+			s = "[[%s]]" % s
+		else:
+			s = string.join(pages, ">, <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/")
+			s = "<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%s>" % s
+			s = re.sub(" ", "_", s)
+			s = re.sub(">,_<", ">, <", s)
+		report = "\x02First %s pending AfC submissions:\x0F %s" % (number, s)
+		say(report, chan)
+		return
+	if command == "praise" or command == "leonard" or command == "groovedog" or command == "earwig" or command == "macmed" or command == "cubs197" or command == "sparksboy" or command == "tim_song" or command == "tim" or command == "sausage" or command == "mindstormskid" or command == "mcjohn" or command == "fetchcomms" or command == "blurpeace":
+		bad = False
+		if command == "leonard":
+			special = "AfC redirect reviewer"
+			user = "Leonard^Bloom"
+		elif command == "groovedog":
+			special = "heh"
+			user = "GrooveDog"
+		elif command == "earwig":
+			special = "Python programmer"
+			user = "Earwig"
+		elif command == "macmed":
+			special = "CSD tagger"
+			user = "MacMed"
+		elif command == "mindstormskid":
+			special = "Lego fanatic"
+			user = "MindstormsKid"
+		elif command == "cubs197":
+			special = "IRC dude"
+			user = "Cubs197"
+		elif command == "sparksboy":
+			special = "pet owner"
+			user = "SparksBoy"
+		elif command == "tim_song" or command == "tim":
+			special = "JavaScript programmer"
+			user = "Tim_Song"
+		elif command == "sausage":
+			special = "helper"
+			user = "chzz"
+		elif command == "mcjohn":
+			special = "edit summary writer"
+			user = "McJohn"
+		elif command == "fetchcomms":
+			special = "n00b"
+			user = "Fetchcomms"
+		elif command == "blurpeace":
+			special = "Commons admin"
+			user = "Blurpeace"
+		else:
+			say("Only a true fool would use that command, %s." % nick, chan)
+			# say("The users who you can praise are: Leonard^Bloom, GrooveDog, Earwig, MacMed, Cubs197, SparksBoy, MindstormsKid, Chzz, McJohn, Tim_Song, Fetchcomms, and Blurpeace.", chan)
+			return
+		if not bad:
+			say("\x02%s\x0F is the bestest %s evah!" % (user, special), chan)
+		if bad:
+			say("\x02%s\x0F is worstest %s evah!" % (user, special), chan)
+		return
+	if command == "trout":
+		try:
+			user = line2[4]
+			user = ' '.join(line2[4:])
+		except Exception:
+			reply("Hahahahahahahaha...", chan, nick)
+			return
+		normal = unicodedata.normalize('NFKD', unicode(string.lower(user)))
+		if "itself" in normal:
+			reply("I'm not that stupid ;)", chan, nick)
+			return
+		elif "earwigbot" in normal:
+			reply("I'm not that stupid ;)", chan, nick)
+		elif "earwig" not in normal and "ear wig" not in normal:
+			text = 'slaps %s around a bit with a large trout.' % user
+			msg = '\x01ACTION %s\x01' % text
+			say(msg, chan)
+		else:
+			reply("I refuse to hurt anything with \"Earwig\" in its name :P", chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "kill" or command == "destroy" or command == "murder":
+		reply("Who do you think I am? The Mafia?", chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "fish":
+		try:
+			user = line2[4]
+			fish = ' '.join(line2[5:])
+		except Exception:
+			reply("Hahahahahahahaha...", chan, nick)
+			return
+		normal = unicodedata.normalize('NFKD', unicode(string.lower(user)))
+		if "itself" in normal:
+			reply("I'm not that stupid ;)", chan, nick)
+			return
+		elif "earwigbot" in normal:
+			reply("I'm not that stupid ;)", chan, nick)
+		elif "earwig" not in normal and "ear wig" not in normal:
+			text = 'slaps %s around a bit with a %s.' % (user, fish)
+			msg = '\x01ACTION %s\x01' % text
+			say(msg, chan)
+		else:
+			reply("I refuse to hurt anything with \"Earwig\" in its name :P", chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "report":
+		def find_status(name="", talk=False):
+			enname = re.sub(" ", "_", name)
+			if talk == True:
+				enname = "Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_creation/%s" % enname
+				if talk == False:
+					enname = "Wikipedia:Articles_for_creation/%s" % enname
+				url = "http://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?action=query&titles=%s&prop=revisions&rvprop=content" % enname
+				query = urllib.urlopen(url)
+				data = query.read()
+				status = ""
+				if "{{AFC submission|D" in data or "{{AFC submission|d" in data:
+					reason = re.findall("(D|d)\|(.*?)\|", data)
+					if reason[0][1] != "reason":
+						status = "Declined, reason is '%s'" % reason[0][1]
+					if reason[0][1] == "reason":
+						status = "Declined, reason is a custom reason"
+				if "{{AFC submission|H" in data or "{{AFC submission|h" in data:
+					reason = re.findall("(H|h)\|(.*?)\|", data)
+					if reason[0][1] != "reason":
+						status = "Held, reason is '%s'" % reason[0][1]
+					if reason[0][1] == "reason":
+						status = "Held, reason is a custom reason"
+				if "{{AFC submission||" in data:
+					status = "Pending"
+				if "{{AFC submission|R" in data or "{{AFC submission|r" in data:
+					status = "Reviewing"
+				if not status:
+					exist = exists(name=enname)
+					if exist == True:
+						status = "Accepted"
+					if exist == False:
+						status = "Not found"
+				return status
+		def exists(name=""):
+			url = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%s" % name
+			query = urllib.urlopen(url)
+			data = query.read()
+			if "Wikipedia does not have a" in data:
+				return False
+			return True
+		def get_submitter(name="", talk=False):
+			enname = re.sub(" ", "_", name)
+			if talk == True:
+				enname = "Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_creation/%s" % enname
+			if talk == False:
+				enname = "Wikipedia:Articles_for_creation/%s" % enname
+			url = "http://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?action=query&titles=%s&prop=revisions&rvprop=user&rvdir=newer&rvlimit=1" % enname
+			query = urllib.urlopen(url)
+			data = query.read()
+			extract = re.findall("user=&quot;(.*?)&quot;", data)
+			if "anon=" in data:
+				anon = True
+			else:
+				anon = False
+			try:
+				return extract[0], anon
+			except BaseException:
+				print extract
+				return "", anon
+		try:
+			rawSub = line2[4]
+			rawSub = ' '.join(line2[4:])
+		except Exception:
+			reply("You need to specify a submission name in order to use %s!" % command, chan, nick)
+			return
+		talk = False
+		if "[[" in rawSub and "]]" in rawSub:
+			name = re.sub("\[\[(.*)\]\]", "\\1", rawSub)
+			name = re.sub(" ", "_", name)
+			name = urllib.quote(name, ":/")
+			name = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%s" % name
+			if "talk:" in name:
+				talk = True
+		elif "http://" in rawSub:
+			name = rawSub
+			if "talk:" in name:
+				talk = True
+		elif "en.wikipedia.org" in rawSub:
+			name = "http://%s" % rawSub
+			if "talk:" in name:
+				talk = True
+		elif "Wikipedia:" in rawSub or "Wikipedia_talk:" in rawSub or "Wikipedia talk:" in rawSub:
+			name = re.sub(" ", "_", rawSub)
+			name = urllib.quote(name, ":/")
+			name = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%s" % name
+			if "talk:" in name:
+				talk = True
+		else:
+			url = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/"
+			pagename = re.sub(" ", "_", rawSub)
+			pagename = urllib.quote(pagename, ":/")
+			pagename = "Wikipedia:Articles_for_creation/%s" % pagename
+			page = urllib.urlopen("%s%s" % (url, pagename))
+			text = page.read()
+			name = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%s" % pagename
+			if "Wikipedia does not have a" in text:
+				pagename = re.sub(" ", "_", rawSub)
+				pagename = urllib.quote(pagename, ":/")
+				pagename = "Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_creation/%s" % pagename
+				page = urllib.urlopen("%s%s" % (url, pagename))
+				name = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%s" % pagename
+				talk = True
+		unname = re.sub("http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_creation/", "", name)
+		unname = re.sub("http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_creation/", "", unname)
+		unname = re.sub("_", " ", unname)
+		if "talk" in unname:
+			talk = True
+		submitter, anon = get_submitter(name=unname, talk=talk)
+		status = find_status(name=unname, talk=talk)
+		if submitter != "":
+			if anon == True:
+				submitter_page = "Special:Contributions/%s" % submitter
+			if anon == False:
+				unsubmit = re.sub(" ", "_", submitter)
+				unsubmit = urllib.quote(unsubmit, ":/")
+				submitter_page = "User:%s" % unsubmit
+			if status == "Accepted":
+				submitterm = "Reviewer"
+			else:
+				submitterm = "Submitter"
+		line1 = "\x02AfC submission report for %s:" % unname
+		line2 = "\x02URL: \x0301\x0F%s" % name
+		if submitter != "":
+			line3 = "\x02%s: \x0F\x0302%s (\x0301\x0Fhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%s)." % (submitterm, submitter, submitter_page)
+		line4 = "\x02Status: \x0F\x0302%s." % status
+		say(line1, chan)
+		time.sleep(0.1)
+		say(line2, chan)
+		time.sleep(0.1)
+		if submitter != "":
+			say(line3, chan)
+			time.sleep(0.1)
+		say(line4, chan)
+		return
+	if command == "commands":
+		if chan.startswith("#"):
+			reply("Please use that command in a private message.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		others2 = get_commandList().values()
+		others = []
+		for com in others2:
+			if com == "copyvio" or com == "number" or com == "pending" or com == "report" or com == "submissions" or com == "access" or com == "help" or com == "join" or com == "linker" or com == "nick" or com == "op" or com == "part" or com == "quiet" or com == "quit" or com == "restart" or com == "voice" or com == "welcome" or com == "fish" or com == "praise" or com == "trout" or com == "notes":
+				continue
+			if com in others: continue
+			others.append(com)
+		others.sort()
+		say("\x02AFC commands:\x0F copyvio, number, pending, report, submissions.", chan)
+		time.sleep(0.1)
+		say("\x02Bot operation and channel maintaince commands:\x0F access, help, join, linker, nick, op, part, quiet, quit, restart, voice, welcome.", chan)
+		time.sleep(0.1)
+		say("\x02Fun commands:\x0F fish, praise, trout, and numerous easter eggs", chan)
+		time.sleep(0.1)
+		say("\x02Other commands:\x0F %s" % ', '.join(others), chan)
+		time.sleep(0.1)
+		say("The bot maintains a mini-wiki. Type \"!notes help\" for more information.", chan)
+		time.sleep(0.1)
+		say("See http://enwp.org/User:The_Earwig/Bots/IRC for details. For help on a specific command, type '!help command'.", chan)
+		return
+	if command == "help" or command == "doc" or command == "documentation":
+		try:
+			com = line2[4]
+		except Exception:
+			reply("Hi, I'm a bot that does work for Articles for Creation. You can find information about me at http://enwp.org/User:The_Earwig/Bots/IRC. Say \"!commands\" to me in a private message for some of my abilities. Earwig is my owner and creator, and you can contact him at http://enwp.org/User_talk:The_Earwig.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		say("Sorry, command documentation has not been implemented yet.", chan)
+		return
+	if command == "mysql":
+		if authy != "owner":
+			reply("You aren't authorized to use this command.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		import MySQLdb
+		try:
+			strings = line2[4]
+			strings = ' '.join(line2[4:])
+			if "db:" in strings:
+				database = re.findall("db\:(.*?)\s", strings)[0]
+			else:
+				database = "enwiki_p"
+			if "time:" in strings:
+				times = int(re.findall("time\:(.*?)\s", strings)[0])
+			else:
+				times = 60
+			file = re.findall("file\:(.*?)\s", strings)[0]
+			sqlquery = re.findall("query\:(.*?)\Z", strings)[0]
+		except Exception:
+			reply("You did not specify enough data for the bot to continue.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		database2 = database[:-2] + "-p"
+		db = MySQLdb.connect(db=database, host="%s.rrdb.toolserver.org" % database2, read_default_file="/home/earwig/.my.cnf")
+		db.query(sqlquery)
+		r = db.use_result()
+		data = r.fetch_row(0)
+		try:
+			f = codecs.open("/home/earwig/public_html/reports/%s/%s" % (database[:-2], file), 'r')
+			reply("A file already exists with that name.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		except Exception:
+			pass
+		f = codecs.open("/home/earwig/public_html/reports/%s/%s" % (database[:-2], file), 'a', 'utf-8')
+		for line in data:
+			new_line = []
+			for l in line:
+				new_line.append(str(l))
+			f.write('	'.join(new_line) + "\n")
+		f.close()
+		reply("Query completed successfully. See http://toolserver.org/~earwig/reports/%s/%s. I will delete the report in %s seconds." % (database[:-2], file, times), chan, nick)
+		time.sleep(times)
+		os.remove("/home/earwig/public_html/reports/%s/%s" % (database[:-2], file))
+		return
+	if command == "remind" or command == "reminder":
+		try:
+			times = int(line2[4])
+			content = ' '.join(line2[5:])
+		except Exception:
+			reply("Please specify a time and a note in the following format: !remind <time> <note>.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		reply("Set reminder for \"%s\" in %s seconds." % (content, times), chan, nick)
+		time.sleep(times)
+		reply(content, chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "notes" or command == "note" or command == "about" or command == "data" or command == "database":
+		try:
+			action = line2[4]
+		except BaseException:
+			reply("What do you want me to do? Type \"!notes help\" for more information.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		import MySQLdb
+		db = MySQLdb.connect(db="u_earwig_ircbot", host="sql", read_default_file="/home/earwig/.my.cnf")
+		specify = ' '.join(line2[5:])
+		if action == "help" or action == "manual":
+			shortCommandList = "read, write, change, undo, delete, move, author, category, list, report, developer"
+			if specify == "read":
+				say("To read an entry, type \"!notes read <entry>\".", chan)
+			elif specify == "write":
+				say("To write a new entry, type \"!notes write <entry> <content>\". This will create a new entry only if one does not exist, see the below command...", chan)
+			elif specify == "change":
+				say("To change an entry, type \"!notes change <entry> <new content>\". The old entry will be stored in the database, so it can be undone later.", chan)
+			elif specify == "undo":
+				say("To undo a change, type \"!notes undo <entry>\".", chan)
+			elif specify == "delete":
+				say("To delete an entry, type \"!notes delete <entry>\". For security reasons, only bot admins can do this.", chan)
+			elif specify == "move":
+				say("To move an entry, type \"!notes move <old_title> <new_title>\".", chan)
+			elif specify == "author":
+				say("To return the author of an entry, type \"!notes author <entry>\".", chan)
+			elif specify == "category" or specify == "cat":
+				say("To change an entry's category, type \"!notes category <entry> <category>\".", chan)
+			elif specify == "list":
+				say("To list all categories in the database, type \"!notes list\". Type \"!notes list <category>\" to get all entries in a certain category.", chan)
+			elif specify == "report":
+				say("To give some statistics about the mini-wiki, including some debugging information, type \"!notes report\" in a PM.", chan)
+			elif specify == "developer":
+				say("To do developer work, such as writing to the database directly, type \"!notes developer <command>\". This can only be done by the bot owner.", chan)
+			else:
+				db.query("SELECT * FROM version;")
+				r = db.use_result()
+				data = r.fetch_row(0)
+				version = data[0]
+				reply("The Earwig Mini-Wiki: running v%s." % version, chan, nick)
+				reply("The full list of commands, for reference, are: %s." % shortCommandList, chan, nick)
+				reply("For an explaination of a certain command, type \"!notes help <command>\".", chan, nick)
+				reply("You can also access the database from the Toolserver: http://toolserver.org/~earwig/cgi-bin/irc_database.py", chan, nick)
+				time.sleep(0.4)
+			return
+		elif action == "read":
+			specify = string.lower(specify)
+			if " " in specify: specify = string.split(specify, " ")[0]
+			if not specify or "\"" in specify:
+				reply("Please include the name of the entry you would like to read after the command, e.g. !notes read earwig", chan, nick)
+				return
+			try:
+				db.query("SELECT entry_content FROM entries WHERE entry_title = \"%s\";" % specify)
+				r = db.use_result()
+				data = r.fetch_row(0)
+				entry = data[0][0]
+				say("Entry \"\x02%s\x0F\": %s" % (specify, entry), chan)
+			except Exception:
+				reply("There is no entry titled \"\x02%s\x0F\"." % specify, chan, nick)
+			return
+		elif action == "delete" or action == "remove":
+			specify = string.lower(specify)
+			if " " in specify: specify = string.split(specify, " ")[0]
+			if not specify or "\"" in specify:
+				reply("Please include the name of the entry you would like to delete after the command, e.g. !notes delete earwig", chan, nick)
+				return
+			if authy == "owner" or authy == "admin":
+				try:
+					db.query("DELETE from entries where entry_title = \"%s\";" % specify)
+					r = db.use_result()
+					db.commit()
+					reply("The entry on \"\x02%s\x0F\" has been removed." % specify, chan, nick)
+				except Exception:
+					phenny.reply("Unable to remove the entry on \"\x02%s\x0F\", because it doesn't exist." % specify, chan, nick)
+			else:
+				reply("Only bot admins can remove entries.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		elif action == "developer":
+			if authy == "owner":
+				db.query(specify)
+				r = db.use_result()
+				try:
+					print r.fetch_row(0)
+				except Exception:
+					pass
+				db.commit()
+				reply("Done.", chan, nick)
+			else:
+				reply("Only the bot owner can modify the raw database.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		elif action == "write":
+			try:
+				write = line2[5]
+				content = ' '.join(line2[6:])
+			except Exception:
+				reply("Please include some content in your entry.", chan, nick)
+				return
+			db.query("SELECT * from entries WHERE entry_title = \"%s\";" % write)
+			r = db.use_result()
+			data = r.fetch_row(0)
+			if data:
+				reply("An entry on %s already exists; please use \"!notes change %s %s\"." % (write, write, content), chan, nick)
+				return
+			content2 = content.replace('"', '\\' + '"')
+			db.query("INSERT INTO entries (entry_title, entry_author, entry_category, entry_content, entry_content_old) VALUES (\"%s\", \"%s\", \"uncategorized\", \"%s\", NULL);" % (write, nick, content2))
+			db.commit()
+			reply("You have written an entry titled \"\x02%s\x0F\", with the following content: \"%s\"" % (write, content), chan, nick)
+			return
+		elif action == "change":
+			reply("NotImplementedError", chan, nick)
+		elif action == "undo":
+			reply("NotImplementedError", chan, nick)
+		elif action == "move":
+			reply("NotImplementedError", chan, nick)
+		elif action == "author":
+			try:
+				entry = line2[5]
+			except Exception:
+				reply("Please include the name of the entry you would like to get information for after the command, e.g. !notes author earwig", chan, nick)
+				return
+			db.query("SELECT entry_author from entries WHERE entry_title = \"%s\";" % entry)
+			r = db.use_result()
+			data = r.fetch_row(0)
+			if data:
+				say("The author of \"\x02%s\x0F\" is \x02%s\x0F." % (entry, data[0][0]), chan)
+				return
+			reply("There is no entry titled \"\x02%s\x0F\"." % entry, chan, nick)
+			return
+		elif action == "cat" or action == "category":
+			reply("NotImplementedError", chan, nick)
+		elif action == "list":
+			reply("NotImplementedError", chan, nick)
+		elif action == "report":
+			reply("NotImplementedError", chan, nick)
+	if command == "hash":
+		import hashlib
+		try:
+			hashVia = line2[4]
+			hashText = line2[5]
+			hashText = ' '.join(line2[5:])
+		except Exception:
+			reply("Please provide a string and method to hash by.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		try:
+			hashed = eval("hashlib.%s(\"%s\").hexdigest()" % (hashVia, hashText))
+			reply(hashed, chan, nick)
+		except Exception:
+			try:
+				hashing = hashlib.new(hashVia)
+				hashing.update(hashText)
+				hashed = hashing.hexdigest()
+				reply(hashed, chan, nick)
+			except Exception:
+				reply("Error.", chan, nick)
+	if command == "langcode" or command == "lang" or command == "language":
+		try:
+			lang = line2[4]
+		except Exception:
+			reply("Please specify an ISO code.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		data = urllib.urlopen("http://toolserver.org/~earwig/cgi-bin/swmt.py?action=iso").read()
+		data = string.split(data, "\n")
+		result = False
+		for datum in data:
+			if datum.startswith(lang):
+				result = re.findall(".*? (.*)", datum)[0]
+				break
+		if result:
+			reply(result, chan, nick)
+			return
+		reply("Not found.", chan, nick)
+		return
+	if command == "lookup" or command == "ip":
+		try:
+			hexIP = line2[4]
+		except Exception:
+			reply("Please specify a hex IP address.", chan, nick)
+			return
+		hexes = [hexIP[:2], hexIP[2:4], hexIP[4:6], hexIP[6:8]]
+		hashes = []
+		for hexHash in hexes:
+			newHex = int(hexHash, 16)
+			hashes.append(newHex)
+		normalizedIP = "%s.%s.%s.%s" % (hashes[0], hashes[1], hashes[2], hashes[3])
+		reply(normalizedIP, chan, nick)
+		return